WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Dissatisfied with US Supreme Court's reversal of the Florida Supreme Court---a ruling considered by many as unfavorable to Gore's election----Gore attorneys filed an immediate appeal to the court of Judge Judy.  "Everyone knows a final ruling from Judge Judith Sheindlin would do much to establish the eventual winner with credible legitimacy," said David Boies, attorney for Gore.  Bush lead man, former Secretary of State James Baker, while not completely comfortable with the court venue said about the case, "At least with Judge Judy, the ruling will be FINAL….and we can litigate the entire case in thirty minutes."

"This is a travesty, this is a farce," said Judge Joe Brown, who insisted the appeal should have been filed in his court. 

Trial was underway at press-time.  Exchanges in the court of Judge Judy were heated and heavy.  Gore attorney David Boies insisted on making his point only to be shouted down by Judge Judy. 

"Shhh, I'm speaking!" Judge Judy shouted to the sheepish Boies.  "You wouldn't lie to the judge would you?" Judge Judy asked the senior Gore lawyer.  "No, m'am," was his response as he eyed the papers on the table before him.

"OK, I've heard enough of this smart-alleck.  Mr. Olsen, let me see your briefs," Judge Judy said.

"Your honor, I wear boxers," Bush lawyer Theodore Olsen replied.

Two Bibb County parents filed a federal lawsuit against the Bibb County school system for allegedly failing to deny a higher power in the universe.

After their son came home from Morgan Magnet School with a New Testament Bible last week, Roy and Flo Bradbury decided to sue the school board. Their attorney, John Mako, of Atlanta, said that he was filing court documents in U.S. District Court if his clients' check clears the bank.

The couple has complained at least twice before when another of their children had come home from Weaver Middle School with homework suggesting the existence of God and when another teacher suggested to their son that the "real story of Christmas" involved Christ.

The parents believe the courts should address the district's failure to enforce a First Amendment separation of church and state. "Since the courts can't spank the school board, a big cash award to us would be nice," Bradbury said. Bradbury is no relation to science fiction writer, Ray Bradbury.

"I think this is going on throughout Bibb County. Can you imagine impressionable children actually being told about God?" Bradbury said. "It's against our constitutional rights."

Asked to point out the "separation clause" in a copy of the Constitution, Bradbury could not locate it. "This must be a bogus copy. I know there's a separation of church and state clause because I heard it on TV," Bradbury said

President Clinton "e-signed" a bill that makes electronic signatures as valid as their ink counterparts in the city where America's founding fathers signed the Declaration of Independence.

On the grounds in Philadelphia where the Declaration of Independence was signed with a quill pen, Clinton used a smart card to sign the Electronic Signatures in Global and National Commerce Act.

"This is cool, I'm going to get me a red smart-card for e-vetoing Republican bills I don't like and a green card for e-signing the good stuff," Clinton said.

Clinton then demonstrated his prowess with a quill pen by using it to tickle the ears, noses and anatomy of various women on the stage.

The E-signature act eliminates legal barriers to using electronic technology to form and sign contracts, collect and store documents, and send and receive notices and disclosures.

"The only thing that bothers me is the idea of e-commerce not being taxed. I challenge the Congress to get me a bill taxing the heck out of everything on the Internet. I'll e-sign it immediately," Clinton said.

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